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Last Resorts Beach Towel

Last Resorts Beach Towel

Regular price $89.00
Regular price Sale price $89.00
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*proceeds go toward the BETTER Climate Fund.

Introducing the official resident towel of Last Resorts, the world's first climate apocalypse timeshare community. Designed for relaxation, recreation, and humanity's extended transition period to below ground living. Perfect for our community bathing programs, artificial beach days, and other scheduled leisure activities as per your monthly recreation allotment.

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